The Great Kitty Fight

Mister Alexander Jebediah Kitty the Third:

"I am the greatest cat the world has ever seen!
I an so refined it really was quite mean
Of Bast to favour me so
For she really ought to have known
That your jealousy would make you so obscene!"

Mister Montezuma Carapola Kitty the Eighth, by way of retort:

"You are boring me so much it can't get worse!
Don't you know I rule the entire universe?!
Oh, I am so divinely blessed
That at my most humble request
Bast gave you zombie brains that she had viley cursed!"